by Tori!!!1!
Main Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Elrond
Rating: PG13
Pairings: Aragorn/Arwen
Genre: Humor
Length: Short story
Summary: ARAGROIN + AWREN THE MOST ROMANTIK LUV STORIE OF ALL TIEM
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Author's Note: So, partly as a late Christmas present to my netspeak-loving, Arwen-hating, ridiculously silly and completely wonderful fellow admins, and partly just for my own amusement, I have created an illustrated story. Which I probably should be ashamed of, but . . . I'm not. Enjoy!
AND OMG WTF PLZZZZZ R&R OK?!?!?!?!!!!111!! LOLOL!!!!!!11!!! <33333333
1 day there wuz a baby naemd ARGARON son of ARATHORN but his parents wuz 2 poor 2 raze him so they gaev him away 2 the ELF ELROND to raze him up with the elfs in scenik RiVeRDeLL.
Teh elf elornd had a dauter called AWREN adn she wuz sevral thousend years older than aragron BUT she fell in LUV <33333333333 w/ him N-E-way as soon as she saw him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL i only thot MEN wuz cradle robers but i Guess NOT in Midle earth!!!!11!!
n-e-wayz as arAgron grew up he had a intrest in Awreen 2 and he would often spy on her when she wuz chagnging, but 1 day teh elf ELroNd CAUGHT AragRon spyying on his daughter ADN HE WUZ SO PISSED OFf (sory i hit caps lock there omg lol!!!!1). so He sebnd Aragron off 2 liev away from Riverdell adn Awren,.
So Aragroin was disapointed and he desided he had 2 do sumthing but he dint want 2 b king yet so he desided 2 go b a Ragner in the North.
OMG i just haev 2 say this is teh sadest story eva!!!!!1 omg i kno i wuz teh 1 who wrote it but it iz makeing me cry!!!1!!!!!!!!!one!~~!!!!!!1
So Argon desided to spy on other womin (adn some men even tho he iz not gay becuz thats gross!!1) but it wuz just not teh same as spyying on Arwen adn he wuz soooo oooooo ooo oo sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11@kgj!!
but then soem other stuff hapened adn Aragroin was distraktid from figurung out how to win back Aweren;s heart <3333333333 becuz he had 2 help soem ppl save Midle earth. but itz a boring story with no love <33333333 in it so i am not gunnqa tell it ok!!!1!!!!
then 1 day aragorn KNEW what it wuz that wold help him win back the luv of Awren and the aprpoval of her father the efl ELrond!!!! !1 Arwen had mad sewing skillz and had spended many yeers becoming a elf seamstress so Aragron thot he wou,d impres her by larning to sew!!!!!!11!!!!!11 It wuz a brilyant plan!!11!
So aragron worked realy hard 2 learn 2 sew adn ignored all other distrackshins. (OMG OMG i kno this stroy is about aragron and arwen but i had 2 put orli in there omg omg <33333333333333 i so want 2 mary orli!!!!!1 I <333333333 him 4eva!!!1)
OMG this is the most romantik part THANK U FOR READING THIS FAR omg wtf!!!!!111!!@!~!!!!!!!!1!!1!One!!!!
ADN THEN 1 fine day Aragroin was SO good at Sewing that he desided to tell Awren how much he luved her and had larned sewing 4 her and ask her to be his wief!!!!
ADN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A/N I just want 2 thank my frends 4 beign there 4 me as i did this story (u all know who u are!!!!!11 I <33333333 all of u!!!!! *huggles!!!1111!!!!!!*) adn every1 for reeding this adn i want 2 thank liv tyler 4 beign so beatufil and inspratinal to grrrrrlz liek me, liv u r my godess!!!1 and last but not leest i haev 2 thank ORLI 4 beign so hot in Priates of the Cairbean this summer b/c ur hotness inspried me to go rent the 1st 2 Lord of the rigns movies and so ORLI w/o u i would never haev known LotR or the stroy of Aragorn and Awren!!!!1111 !!! <333333333333333333333333!!!!1
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